The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America: A Hilarious Take on Our Feathered Friends

When it comes to birdwatching, we often think of majestic eagles soaring through the sky or colorful parrots perched on tree branches. However, what about the not-so-glamorous birds that grace our backyards? Introducing "The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America," a book that sheds light on the humor and quirks of the less intelligent, yet equally entertaining, avian species.

Discovering the Hidden Charm of Dumb Birds

From the comically clueless Condor to the lovably dim-witted Dodo, this field guide brings together a collection of North America's most hilarious and inept birds. Written with a delightful mix of wit and scientific accuracy, this book proves that intelligence isn't everything when it comes to capturing our hearts.

Illustrations That Will Leave You in Stitches

Accompanying the insightful descriptions are illustrations that truly bring these "dumb birds" to life. Artistically crafted with remarkable attention to detail, each bird's unique features are exaggerated, making them both laughable and endearing in their naïveté. Whether you're an avid birdwatcher or just looking for a good laugh, these illustrations will surely tickle your funny bone.

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

by Matt Kracht(Kindle Edition)

4.6 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	19769 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
X-Ray	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	174 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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Understanding the Science Behind Bird Intelligence

The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America also explores the scientific aspects of bird intelligence, humorously examining why certain species might lack the cognitive abilities we usually associate with birds. Through humorous anecdotes and tales of their daily escapades, readers gain a deeper understanding of each bird's unique personality and how it has adapted to survive despite its dimwittedness.

A Birds Eye View of North America's Foolish Feathered Creatures

This comprehensive guide covers dumb birds from all corners of North America – from the "Muddled Mallard" waddling in Canada to the "Clumsy Cardinal" tripping over its feathers down in Mexico. Whether you're on the East Coast, in the Midwest, or out West, you'll find a bird that will pique your interest and tickle your funny bone.

Reviews from Birdwatchers and Nature Lovers

"The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America is refreshingly hilarious. It adds a whole new dimension to birdwatching, making it more accessible and entertaining for everyone." - Sarah, avid birdwatcher and author of "Feathers of the World."

"Finally, a book that celebrates the less-talked-about birds. These 'dumb birds' are proof that there's beauty and joy in complexity as well as simplicity." - John, wildlife enthusiast and host of "Birds & Beyond" podcast.

Where to Get Your Copy of The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America

You can grab your own copy of this hilarious and enlightening field guide from your favorite local bookstore or visit our website www.dumbbirdsguide.com. Join us on this lighthearted journey through the world of North America's dumbest, yet undeniably charming, birds.

Next time you hear a bird chirping outside your window, think twice before dismissing it as just another song in the air. "The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America" shows that even the most dimwitted of our feathered friends have their own unique qualities and can bring joy and laughter to our lives.

So grab a copy, step outside, and prepare to be entertained by the charming, hilarious, and sometimes wonderfully dumb world of North America's birds.

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

by Matt Kracht(Kindle Edition)

4.6 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	19769 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
X-Ray	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	174 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE

National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists

Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike

A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true.

Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson),Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!
• Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more.
• The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching.
• Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds.

"There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate

A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds
• A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book
• Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift