101 Oyster Jokes Actually There Might Be 104

Ah, oysters. These fascinating little creatures of the sea have always captured the imaginations of poets, writers, and artists throughout history. Known for their unique taste and aphrodisiac qualities, oysters have become synonymous with luxury and indulgence.

But, did you know that oysters can also be funny? Yes, you read that right! Oyster jokes are a thing, and they are as humorous as they are quirky. In this article, we bring you not just 101 but 104 oyster jokes that will leave you in splits!

So, get ready to dive into the world of hilarious oyster humor. From puns to one-liners, we've got them all. Let's get cracking!

101 Oyster Jokes (actually there might be 104...)

by Kathy Dee(Kindle Edition)

5 out of 5

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Jokes

1. Why did the oyster always win at poker? Because it was a great shucker!

2. How do oysters call each other? Shell-phones!

3. What do you call an oyster that won't share? Shelfish!

4. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

5. What did the oyster say to the clam? "I find you very clamtivating!"

6. Why did the oyster go to the disco? Because it wanted to boogie with the clams!

7. What's an oyster's favorite TV show? "The Shell-evision Show"!

8. How do oysters prefer to travel? By clambulance!

9. What did one oyster say to the other during their underwater race? "I left my mussel behind!"

10. Why did the oyster refuse to play cards with the crab? Because it always shellfishly hoards the winning hand!

11. What do you call an oyster that can play a musical instrument? A shellar player!

12. Why did the oyster break up with its clam girlfriend? They had too many clashing ideas!

13. How do oysters apologize after an argument? They shell out their apologies!

14. What do you call an oyster that lies? A pearl-teller!

15. Why did the oyster go to school? To improve its muscle memory!

16. How do oysters express their love? They shell-ebrate Valentine's Day!

17. What's an oyster's favorite type of music? Shell-rap!

18. Why did the oyster go to the art gallery? To look at the oyster-iginal paintings!

19. What do you get when you cross an oyste

101 Oyster Jokes (actually there might be 104...)

by Kathy Dee(Kindle Edition)

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	666 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	12 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE

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